Don't swat a fly that's landed on a pitbull
Don't play with your new chainsaw in the tub
Don't give a dozen roses to your girlfriend
Especially if your wife just bought a gun.
And don't ever date your father's cousin's sister
In case she is your uncle's brother's wife.
And don't leave your Grandpa all alone at Hooter's
Unless you got insurance on his life.
-Working on the number one comedy of the year...Mister Reality (coming soon)
David studied at the Groundlings, which claims some of the funniest comedians such as John Lovitz, Will Farrell, Chris Katan, and Lisa Kudrow to name a few. Since David's move to Southern California he has appeared in over 50 national commercials with companies like Coors Light, Samsung, Eastwood, Reebok, Motorola, Best Buy, Hoover, Little Caesars, Comcast, Red Robin, Mitsubishi, EA Games, and Ditech to name a few.
photos by Oshi Yuval www.oshistyle.com
