Welcome to davidbankscomedy.com! How's it goin? I'm David. Well, not technically... I'm just the kid he got to put this site together for him since he's a moron. Dave stole my bike and said the only way I could have it back is if I made this stupid site for him. Anyways, check around, my mom said I did a great job. Gotta go, Sponge Bob is on!